soletherapy, i hope this is good enough for you this time.
FUCK YOU.
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Dear Bitch,
I’m madly in love with you. There’s days I’ll just sit around waiting you get your ims. Or nights I’ll lay in bed thinking about your gentle caress. I don’t know what I’ll do if you ever leave my life. I just want to thank you for being a part of my life and loving me. Even if it isn’t returned as strongly as I feel.
I already told you, I don’t love you hoes. Don’t try and get sappy on me cuz this ain’t ask that soft mushy chick, it’s ask that bitch. I appreciate the love, but this ain’t that kinda blog, so save that mushy shit for your hello kitty diary.
Thanks for following! Hopefully as this gains followers, more questions will be asked & this page will be more entertaining.
Dear Bitch,
I recently moved into a dorm where I share a bathroom with another roommate. Everything was fine up until the point when he started leaving the door open when he went to the bathroom. I know we’re guys but this might be more weird than macho. What should I say to him?
Tell him to shut the door, dumbass. And if he doesn’t, use his toothbrush to clean your pubes.